Twilight

I'm not quite up to date with Twilight because I had no reason to watch it until it was on telly for free so sorry this is late. First of all, If like me; you're not a fan of twilight and you've never seen this film, try to stay that way. The only reason this film made money was because of the mildly attractive men and its fan club. I struggle to believe that this story line is a best selling book because nothing happens. There are no moments where you are excited, none when you are sad. I can't say I shed any emotion for this film. The casting is terrible, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are the most unconvincing couple I've ever seen which I think is sad because I know Robert Pattinson is quite good judging by his other work. Can't say the same for Stewart though...  The acting is weak and I hate to say it but "unintentionally awkward" so much so that a watcher would know they were acting. Now I'm not judging this film by the next but I'm not paying to see the, god knows how many sequels there are, with the part 1's and the part 2's and so on. I'd rather watch Emmerdale.

The Sitter

Jonah Hill fits the role of Noah Griffith the responsible babysitter surprisingly well even after the likes of Superbad where his references to sex are uncountable. If anything his motifs in this film are far worse if you're looking for a role model but it makes it that little bit funnier. Some aspects of this comedy scream, predictable and "seen it", having a sad case forced into looking after some kids which makes his life so much more difficult but then so great. However it evolves into a more imaginative and interesting plot after the introduction of a third party Mexican miscreant with a disappearing act and Noah's "hot" girlfriend, Marisa, and her dodgy dealing friends. Worth a watch.

Crazy Stupid Love

Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling are the perfect duo in this romantic comedy that for once, is actually funny. This film doesn't follow the stereotypical, two people meet, fall in love and live happily ever after, (rubbish) storyline. Instead, lots of original twists and turns sees Carell, a middle-aged divorcee coached by Gosling (needless to say, a success with the ladies) into finding a new relationship after Julianne Moore leaves him for Kevin Bacon. People argue this film is too long at just over 2 hours but I think this is how we get to know the characters and become more involved with the story which separates it from others of its kind. It puts you through an enjoyable whirlwind of complications and having kids doesn't help matters especially when your daughter is as attractive as Emma Stone and your child's babysitter has a crush on you. DVD material.

Safe House

Safe House is a dark thriller which, even with the star cast, still lacks depth in the story behind the characters. At first it is unclear why Tobin Frost is on the run? and we don't find out what job Matt Weston does until 20 minutes into the film. However the story line and acting from Reynolds and Washington makes up for the lack of depth and had it not been for Shooter (2007), it would have a much better review. In a tale where Denzel Washington is Mark Wahlberg and Ryan Reynolds is Michael Pena, a man (Tobin Frost/Bob Lee Swagger) is on the run from the law after he is betrayed by the "good guys". Both run into an inexperienced man who they cannot shake off and after the truth is revealed these inexperienced men become accomplices to the outlaws. The similarities between the two are uncanny but to be honest where Safe House lacks depth, Shooter creates more, and leads the way as the original potentially smarter film.

The Woman in Black

Having a slightly weak heart when it comes to scary movies is probably not ideal if you plan to see The Woman in Black. This "jump out of your skin" horror plays on what you don't see which is undeniably scarier than the conventional psycho-esque horror. You would expect Daniel Radcliffe to struggle outside the potter series and his edgy and frankly awkward acting suggest a flop but this style fits well with the genre. His face fits the part perfectly and suitably follows on from the potter series which slowly turned into a horror anyway. The story has been altered for the film and actually provides some catharsis for the audience, as opposed to Susan Hill's brutal book ending. However it doesn't really affect how the story goes, the audience are mostly there for the ride and it certainly puts you through one. Make sure you bring someone to hide behind!